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ptepid · « **Reply #50 on:** July 31, 2005, 01:01:03 pm »

Heh, that was brilliant StEvan. The look on Bill Gates' face was priceless.

Rox · « **Reply #51 on:** July 31, 2005, 02:45:45 pm »

Evan · « **Reply #52 on:** August 01, 2005, 02:56:11 am »

So how about that Andy Milonakis?

Did you know he's actually 29? He was born in 1976. Just look on Wikipedia.

It's a crazy world. I thought he was like, 15.

Peppermint Pig · « **Reply #53 on:** August 01, 2005, 08:54:19 am »

And now for a little robot haiku by one of the Virtualites:

Bill Gates is too weak.
Sure, he can program robots,
But they'll turn on him.

Evan · « **Reply #54 on:** August 02, 2005, 12:16:50 am »

Pep, what's wrong with you?
Talking about Bill Gates like that.
What about Steve Jobs?

Darion · « **Reply #55 on:** August 02, 2005, 01:35:55 am »

Quote from: StairwaytoEvan on August 01, 2005, 02:56:11 am

So how about that Andy Milonakis?

Did you know he's actually 29? He was born in 1976. Just look on Wikipedia.

It's a crazy world. I thought he was like, 15.

Your joking, right? Thats crazy.

lief · « **Reply #56 on:** August 02, 2005, 01:43:05 am »

and here is another haiku:

weakly saucy bird
resists recklessly, mumbling
evolution plays

Evan · « **Reply #57 on:** August 02, 2005, 02:25:53 am »

Quote from: Darion on August 02, 2005, 01:35:55 am

Quote from: StairwaytoEvan on August 01, 2005, 02:56:11 am
So how about that Andy Milonakis?

Did you know he's actually 29? He was born in 1976. Just look on Wikipedia.

It's a crazy world. I thought he was like, 15.

Your joking, right? Thats crazy.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1429102/

Ch-Ch-Check it out!

Mercury Rising · « **Reply #58 on:** August 02, 2005, 05:41:12 am »

Thats creepy i thought he was like 13.

Rydin · « **Reply #59 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:47:22 am »

Heh, funny, even Bill Gates gets the blue screen of death...

(well its not actualy the b.s.o.d., but it looks very close to it...)

Mercury Rising · « **Reply #60 on:** August 02, 2005, 01:55:08 pm »

Another Haiku,
There once was a man
who took from the pan today
never eating more

Rox · « **Reply #61 on:** August 02, 2005, 04:09:44 pm »

Quote

haikus are so gay
they are just shitty poems
invented by japs

Quote

i wrote a haiku
but it is not very good
so i won't share it

Quote

i wrote one myself
it is much better than yours
i should write some more

Rydin · « **Reply #62 on:** August 03, 2005, 06:34:02 am »

Haikus r teh suck!
S T F U and Pixel,
Is good advice, yes.

Rox · « **Reply #63 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:07:30 am »

I don't like your style
Stop being a hypocrite
And I'll try, as well

Evan · « **Reply #64 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:41:31 am »

I'm sick of haikus
The next reply better not
Be a damn haiku.

lief · « **Reply #65 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:48:35 am »

the disappointment
for behold! 'tis a haiku,
yes, a damn haiku

Evan · « **Reply #66 on:** August 04, 2005, 12:49:55 am »

Damn you, leif, you suck.
Why did you have to make one?
You just broke my heart.

lief · « **Reply #67 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:06:55 am »

my god, you pansy,
a haiku is perfection
in only three lines

Evan · « **Reply #68 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:15:59 am »

Go suck a lemon.
Calling me a pansy? HAH!
You, sir, are an ass.

lief · « **Reply #69 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:29:15 am »

luck! already was!
pansy in a good way though,
so please take it back.

Evan · « **Reply #70 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:29:57 am »

Sure, I'll take it back...
But only after I die!
That doesn't make sense.

lief · « **Reply #71 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:40:12 am »

haikus ARE nonsense,
dying is not the end, friend...
marriage is the end.

Darion · « **Reply #72 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:39:12 am »

Just stop.
Stop it.
Please.

lief · « **Reply #73 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:47:22 am »

alas! I cannot!
haikus have taken over
they control my brain

Rox · « **Reply #74 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:56:11 am »

This is getting old...
How long will it keep going?
You people all suck.

I hate to admit...
I still find this kinda fun.
I think we should stop.

It IS always best
To stop playing games, before
They start feeling old.

Rydin · « **Reply #75 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:15:44 am »

L O L Noobies
Haikus are for teh elite!
This shall never die!

Rox · « **Reply #76 on:** August 04, 2005, 08:58:29 am »

Whatever you say.
Personally, I'll stop now.
You keep it up. Noob.

Evan · « **Reply #77 on:** August 04, 2005, 03:56:45 pm »

Quote from: Rox on August 04, 2005, 08:58:29 am

Whatever you say.
Personally, I'll stop now.
You keep it up. Noob.

Ha Ha, you messed up
I believe your second line
Has 8 syllables.

Mori · « **Reply #78 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:03:48 pm »

The noob is not him,
It is you who counted wrong.
It's only seven.

Evan · « **Reply #79 on:** August 04, 2005, 04:31:14 pm »

Okay, I was wrong.
I am very sorry Rox.
Won't happen again.

EDIT: I'm looking for an article that claims that computers are good for children, and programming prepares them for college. Can any of you point me in the right direction?

Panda · « **Reply #80 on:** August 06, 2005, 10:15:19 am »

Now do it the "real" way, in Japanese

Just a change to the topic, but since I have a bit of free time, I thought I could get a few movies, but since I'm not too much into that kind of stuff, I'm not really sure what to pick, so er... could you list or point out some nice/cool movies that you would recommend so I could buy/rent as DVDs?

BeL · « **Reply #81 on:** August 06, 2005, 10:51:38 am »

ricky oh! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Evan · « **Reply #82 on:** August 06, 2005, 11:13:15 pm »

Quote from: Panda on August 06, 2005, 10:15:19 am

Now do it the "real" way, in Japanese

Just a change to the topic, but since I have a bit of free time, I thought I could get a few movies, but since I'm not too much into that kind of stuff, I'm not really sure what to pick, so er... could you list or point out some nice/cool movies that you would recommend so I could buy/rent as DVDs?

The Big Lebowski.

goat · « **Reply #83 on:** August 07, 2005, 12:36:47 am »

The Big Lebowski.

Evan · « **Reply #84 on:** August 07, 2005, 12:49:34 am »

Quote from: goat on August 07, 2005, 12:36:47 am

The Big Lebowski.

I said that.

Schu · « **Reply #85 on:** August 07, 2005, 12:58:51 am »

Quote from: Panda on August 06, 2005, 10:15:19 am

Now do it the "real" way, in Japanese

あなたの知っていることは
私が知らなかた
賛成？

Ok, I'll go back under my rock. Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Rox · « **Reply #86 on:** August 07, 2005, 03:44:16 am »

But wait, doesn't the "real" way have to have all that stuff about seasons and things in them, too? I recall reading something about a real standard haiku or whatever has to at least hint at what season it takes place in...

Now... I just don't find that fun at all.

Alex · « **Reply #87 on:** August 07, 2005, 08:53:37 am »

bohemian rhapsody makes ptoing horny.

Helm · « **Reply #88 on:** August 07, 2005, 09:46:01 am »

who doesn't get horny by bohemian rhapsody

ptoing · « **Reply #89 on:** August 07, 2005, 06:17:13 pm »

dither and aa,
selout and some other stuff,
all you need to know.

Helm · « **Reply #90 on:** August 07, 2005, 06:53:47 pm »

yeah if you include
some colour conservation
I think you are set

Alex · « **Reply #91 on:** August 07, 2005, 07:09:08 pm »

ptoing smells like crap.
its because he hates bathing.
its not attractive.

crab2selout.png · « **Reply #92 on:** August 07, 2005, 07:31:40 pm »

Where did Nem go to?
I have not seen Nemesis.
Where art thou, Nemmy?

http://www.wayofthepixel.net/pixelation/pixipedia/index.php?title=Nemesis42

Helm · « **Reply #93 on:** August 07, 2005, 07:35:20 pm »

hahaha

Nem does cool AA
This fact cannot be denied
Probably the best

Rox · « **Reply #94 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:59:43 pm »

Other than Pep, you mean? But yeah, I kinda miss Nem... it's been a while since I saw him around...

BeL · « **Reply #95 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:07:35 pm »

And now for something completely different

Isn't this very pretty!?

(guess the game!)

Helm · « **Reply #96 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:32:03 pm »

The left galaxy edge is awe, nice pixelling. I strongly dislike the prerendered planet, tho.

No idea. What game is it?

BeL · « **Reply #97 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:41:48 pm »

Wing Commander academy. \o/

Helm · « **Reply #98 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:44:34 pm »

Origin used to have awesome graphics, indeed. Check out Ultima Underworld I and II.

ptoing · « **Reply #99 on:** August 08, 2005, 03:46:15 pm »

R, G, B, the great,
let me put pixels on screen.
oh how i love them.

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